Remember those old animated gifs that used to exist on every Geocities, Angelfire, Tripod and FortuneCity (my personal preference) sites? That's what this post is, minus the epilepsy trigger.
I'll also spare you the animated skulls, barbed wire page dividers, and embedded Java applets. For now, at least. I never know where my nostalgia will take me.
This is all to say I got a bug up my ass about fonts, and I'm in too deep to make anything coherent of this before my eyes shrivel into raisins.
So it's under construction.